Dark Souls 3 El Amigos -

I beat him. He dies. I get his soul. I turn it into a big hammer. Now I am the danger. This area is full of peasants with pitchforks. They throw firebombs. They scream. They have dogs. I hate the dogs.

They are edgy. They have capes. They have fire swords. They fight each other. It is a cutscene. I am hyped.

Then… I remember something.

I walk into the fog gate. He charges.

I try 20 times. Nothing. I am out of embers. I am out of hope. dark souls 3 el amigos

Then I remember: Stay under the butt. Yes. The secret to all Souls games. Get under the butt. Slap the butt. Run away when he farts ice.

Would I play it again? No. Absolutely not. …Maybe. Next week. Thank you for watching, my friends. Remember: Don’t give up. Don’t go hollow. And always, always stay under the butt. I beat him

12 seconds. He pokes me. I am dead. El Amigos is no more.