Regards, The Former Demon Lord (still paying off his castle mortgage)鈥�
I would challenge him to a duel, but my ghost hands can鈥檛 hold a sword. So, I am formally requesting your assistance. yuusha-chan no bouken wa owatteshimatta! 3
鈥淥i, Yuusha-chan! The goblins in the eastern woods are asking for a recycling bin!鈥� shouted a guard. Regards, The Former Demon Lord (still paying off
I hope this letter finds you well. As you know, you killed me rather thoroughly last spring. However, due to a loophole in the Reincarnation Tax Law of the Underworld, I have been granted 鈥楲imited Spectral Probation.鈥� I am now haunting my own castle鈥檚 breakroom. The goblins in the eastern woods are asking
鈥淒ear Heroine Yuusha-chan,
The issue: my replacement, the Interim Demon Lord (a very ambitious slime named Gary), has locked me out of the coffee machine and is demanding I fill out a 鈥楽oul Transfer Request Form.鈥� In triplicate.
The Heroine鈥檚 Retirement Blues: Electric Boogaloo