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Directed by Declan O'Brien (who also gave us Part 4), Bloodlines tries something different – moving the action from dense woods to the small town of Fairlake during the "Mountain Men Festival." In theory, this is a fresh setting. In practice, it’s a holding cell.

Would I watch it again? Probably. Would I admit that publicly? …No.

💀 A protagonist you'll actively root against and a plot that forgets it's a survival horror. wrong turn 5

🩸🩸/5 (Two bloody stumps out of five)

For over 40 minutes, our survivors are trapped inside a police station while Maynard (Pinhead himself, Doug Bradley) toys with them. The woods? Barely used. The cannibals (Three Finger, Saw Tooth, and One Eye)? Reduced to occasional hallway scares. Directed by Declan O'Brien (who also gave us

Okay, I finally rewatched Wrong Turn 5 for the first time since 2012, and I have thoughts .

🔪 Gnarly kills, Doug Bradley hamming it up, and that festival opening massacre. Probably

Let’s be real: this movie is objectively bad. The acting is wooden (sorry, Doug Bradley, you tried), the dialogue is laughable, and the decision-making by the characters might be the worst in the entire franchise – which is saying something.