His manager will find him in the stockroom tomorrow, rocking back and forth, whispering: “She didn’t even want a gift receipt.”
She then asks to try on a waspie corset, a sheer babydoll, and a leather garter belt — for the wake . the lingerie salesman's worst nightmare
And the nightmare isn’t the request. It’s that she never blinks. Not once. His manager will find him in the stockroom