Eric Cartman, still in his The Coon costume (he refused to change), immediately rubbed his hands together. “A powerful artifact? In my town? That’ll be $39.99 plus tax.”
“The real mission,” Brian whispered, his voice like gravel being chewed by a wolf, “was to recruit you .” south park the fractured but whole nsp
And so began
“We come from the future—or, a YouTube comments section—to retrieve the ultimate artifact,” Danny Sexbang continued, striking a pose that caused Butters (Professor Chaos) to blush. “The . It’s the only thing that can power our tour bus back to 2016.” Eric Cartman, still in his The Coon costume
From the rift, two figures descended. One was a tall, lanky man in a crimson ninja mask and a spandex bodysuit that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. The other was a shorter, rounder figure in a panda ninja hoodie, holding a keytar that was also a plasma cannon. That’ll be $39