ffmpeg -i clone_beth_12.mkv -map 0 -c:v libx264 -crf 18 -c:a aac -b:a 256k -r 24000/1001 -vf "setpts=PTS*2.0" corrected_beth_12.mkv “See? I’m fixing the frame rate and stretching the audio pitch so she doesn’t sound like a chipmunk giving a TED Talk about abandonment issues.”
“I should’ve been encoded with -crf 0 …” rick and morty s03e09 ffmpeg
“So… the Beths sound like broken robots?” ffmpeg -i clone_beth_12
“Not the neural probe, you idiot. The ffprobe . It’s in my left ass pocket.” It’s in my left ass pocket
video:382773kB audio:99102kB subtitle:0kB other streams:0kB global headers:0kB muxing overhead: 0.0042%
Here’s a creative, script-style piece inspired by Rick and Morty S03E09 (“The ABC’s of Beth”), reimagined as if Rick needed to use to solve a multiverse cloning glitch. Rick and Morty – S03E09: “The ffmpeg Fission Cipher” Cold Open – Smith Household Garage
“You were field-dominant. Don’t worry about it.” Post-credits scene – Jerry’s man cave