And for the love of all that is holy, fill out Form 72-B correctly. The receptionist is currently accepting donations of high-quality ink, un-chewed quills, and any information on a decent chiropractor. Apply at the desk. Ring the bell. (Please don’t actually ring the bell.)
In every epic fantasy saga, the spotlight burns brightest on the heroes: the scar-faced swordsman who slays the dragon, the robed mage who bends reality, the rogue who picks the lock to the vault of a god. But what about the person who logs their quests, files their insurance claims, and tells them for the tenth time that no, the guild does not reimburse for “emotional damage from a mimic chest”?
The receptionist learns to perform a delicate dance: encouraging enough to keep them alive, but realistic enough to prevent them from challenging a basilisk while armed with a butter knife.
And for the love of all that is holy, fill out Form 72-B correctly. The receptionist is currently accepting donations of high-quality ink, un-chewed quills, and any information on a decent chiropractor. Apply at the desk. Ring the bell. (Please don’t actually ring the bell.)
In every epic fantasy saga, the spotlight burns brightest on the heroes: the scar-faced swordsman who slays the dragon, the robed mage who bends reality, the rogue who picks the lock to the vault of a god. But what about the person who logs their quests, files their insurance claims, and tells them for the tenth time that no, the guild does not reimburse for “emotional damage from a mimic chest”?
The receptionist learns to perform a delicate dance: encouraging enough to keep them alive, but realistic enough to prevent them from challenging a basilisk while armed with a butter knife.