R/deadeyes Subreddit Sidebar Rules [top] May 2026

We can spot a fake dead eye from orbit. So can the algorithm. Sarcasm is allowed. Dark humor is encouraged. Personal attacks, bigotry, or mocking someone’s genuine appearance (as opposed to their technique) will get you banned.

Overcast lighting, shadowed rooms, limbal rings (barely). Banned: Catchlights, sparkles, anime shine, "doe eyes." 3. Context or GTFO Every post must have a flair: [ART] , [SELF] , [STREET] , [CINEMA] , or [MANNEQUIN] (yes, mannequins count—they have the best dead eyes). r/deadeyes subreddit sidebar rules

Remember: We are all equally meaningless in the grand scheme of the cosmos. No need to be a jerk about it. Seen a sparkling eye? A pity party title? A forced frown masquerading as emptiness? Hit Report and let the mods handle it. We have no feelings left to hurt. We can spot a fake dead eye from orbit