#raunchy_couple

The Laundry List

Leo and Mia had been together for three years, long enough to know every creak in their apartment floor and every dirty secret the other kept. Their friends called them #raunchy_couple after Leo accidentally posted a video of Mia licking chocolate sauce off his abs during a "family-friendly" game night.

He wasn't trying to be sexy. He was just being Leo. Clumsy, determined, and completely hers. #raunchy_couple

"That's marriage, baby." Three hours later, the laundry room in their building looked like a bomb had gone off. Leo was shirtless (the fabric softener had spilled down his chest), singing off-key to a 90s pop station, and trying to figure out why the industrial dryer was making a sound like a dying walrus.

Some things were too raunchy for the internet. The Laundry List Leo and Mia had been

She crossed her arms. Her tank top rode up. He noticed. She knew he noticed. This was the game.

"Fine," she said. "Let's make a bet. You do the laundry. The whole laundry—towels, sheets, that weird pile of socks under the bed. If you finish by midnight, I'll let you cash in that 'spicy coupon' from your birthday." He was just being Leo

"It was an emergency," Leo said, not looking up from his phone. "The bike was leaking on the rug."