(Or maybe just waifu bartending, whatever floats your boat.)
(Or maybe just waifu bartending, whatever floats your boat.)
"I didn't sign up for this," whispered former MP and tango king Seppo "Sebe" Hämäläinen, his sequined shirt torn, his hair matted with eucalyptus sap. "They told me there would be sauna. There is no sauna. Only ants. Perkele. "
– It was supposed to be a career comeback. A chance for faded stars to eat kangaroo testicles, sleep in a hammock, and remind the public they still exist. But for the contestants of Olen Julkkis... Päästäkää minut pois! (the Finnish adaptation of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! ), the cry for help has turned into a desperate plea for sovereignty. olen julkkis... päästäkää minut pois! free
Seppo has now claimed the jungle as part of Finland's "historical eastern territory." Australia has not yet responded, but has reportedly offered them all free koala hugs and a plane ticket. The madness continues. End of article. "I didn't sign up for this," whispered former
The celebrities’ response? A unified, primal scream that echoed across the outback: Only ants
Or, as Lalli Löfgren put it: "Just burn the tapes. All of them. I want my mom."