Modern Family Halloween Folgen May 2026
(looking at the Dunphy living room) What the hell happened in here? Did a Spirit Halloween explode?
Claire sits on the couch, exhausted. The fog machine sputters its last puff. modern family halloween folgen
Nope. We are doing Wizard of Oz . I’ll be the Cowardly Lion. You’ll be Dorothy. (looking at the Dunphy living room) What the
(walking in wearing a black cat costume, but also holding a small plastic scythe) I’m a vengeance cat . I’m going to trick-or-treat at the neighbor’s who didn’t return our tupperware last year. The fog machine sputters its last puff
(to camera, whispering) Claire thinks I’m on air cannon duty. But I’ve been secretly building an illusion hallway. You walk through, and a mirror makes it look like your own head gets chopped off. It’s not scary. It’s elegant . She’ll cry tears of joy. Or fog machine irritation. Same thing, really.
(to camera) Every year, I tell myself: keep it simple. One pumpkin. Some candy. Maybe a ghost sheet. (beat) Then I remember that last year, the guy across the street had a projected 3D hologram skeleton that waved at the mailman. So now? It’s war. This year, the Dunphy house is not just haunted. It’s a code red, bio-hazard, jump-scare zone. I’ve timed the air cannon to go off every 47 seconds. Phil’s job is to reset it.