Ward Crempie | Maitland

The young woman laughed. Maitland meant it.

Crempie was the next logical step. Not because she wanted to leave adult behind—she didn’t—but because she wanted to remind everyone that she could do more than one thing. Horror had always loved her, and she had always loved horror. The grotesque, the campy, the genuinely unsettling. It was a more honest genre than drama, she thought. In horror, the monster always reveals itself.

Years later, at another convention, a young woman approached her table. She was shaking slightly, holding a Crempie poster. maitland ward crempie

That night, wrapped in a canvas chair with her name spelled wrong on the back (“Maitland WARD” in duct tape), she scrolled through her phone. A message from her agent: Another mainstream producer passed. Said you were “too controversial.” A message from her mom: Saw you’re doing that little film. Proud of you, honey. A message from a former sitcom co-star she hadn’t spoken to in seven years: I finally watched some of your… work. You’re a better actor than I remembered.

And Maitland herself? She kept acting. In adult films. In indie horrors. In a bizarre, one-woman show she wrote about growing up in a house where no one ever said the word “vagina.” She stopped waiting for permission. She stopped explaining herself. She became, against all odds, exactly who she wanted to be. The young woman laughed

Maitland Ward had spent the better part of two decades being told she was one thing: a soap opera star, then a sitcom mom, then a cautionary tale. But on a rainy Tuesday afternoon in Los Angeles, standing in front of a floor-to-ceiling mirror in a borrowed studio loft, she decided she was finally something else entirely.

The film never went to Sundance. It didn’t get picked up by A24 or Netflix. But it played at a dozen festivals, won “Best Short Horror” at a tiny one in Ohio, and developed a cult following online. People wrote essays about its themes of unresolved love and literal consumption. Teenagers dressed as the crempie for Halloween. A bakery in Portland released a limited-edition tart called “The Maitland.” Not because she wanted to leave adult behind—she

Maitland loved every second of it.