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We are already seeing the signs. The employee who calls in sick with a reason so implausible ("My cat is on fire") that the manager cannot question it without looking absurd. The student who submits an essay composed entirely of emojis, then claims "post-literate expression." The defendant in a small-claims court who represents himself as a chatbot.
We laugh at the badger, the mime, the hologram. We laugh because the alternative is weeping. But the joke, as always, is on us. The proxy walks away, having accomplished its goal, leaving us to untangle the punchline while the grid collapses and the wetland dies and the election is stolen. ludicrous proxy
And as long as you are looking down, you are not looking at the hands that placed the peel. The ludicrous proxy is not a bug in the system of modern power. It is an upgrade. It recognizes that in a world of infinite information and finite attention, credibility is a liability. To be believable is to be constrainable. To be absurd is to be free. We are already seeing the signs
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The philosopher Harry Frankfurt famously distinguished between bullshit (which disregards the truth) and lies (which deliberately oppose it). The ludicrous proxy belongs to a third category: . The gag does not care about truth or falsehood. It cares only about the disruption of normal processing. It is the banana peel on the floor of discourse. It does not need you to slip. It only needs you to look down. We laugh at the badger, the mime, the hologram
A coastal nation, facing an election, is struck by a cyberattack that disables its power grid for six hours. The attack traces back to servers in a hostile neighbor. The neighbor’s official spokesperson holds a press conference. She stands behind a podium. On the podium is a live badger in a small cage. She says, in a deadpan voice: "Our nation possesses no badgers. Therefore, we cannot be responsible." She then leaves. The badger remains.