It sounds like you're looking for a draft that blends (a fictional or less-known name; possibly a mix of Louisa May Alcott, the author of Little Women , and a modern character) with Johnny Sins (the adult film actor known for his bald head and diverse "role" costumes).
(nods seriously) “Ma’am, I respect that. But have you considered that sometimes the character arc requires a hard hat and a scalpel? I’ve played ten different professions this week. You’ve only written two endings for Little Women .” lily alcott johnny sins
(softening) “…You make a salient point. Now, tell me more about this ‘plumber’s journey to self-actualization.’” It sounds like you're looking for a draft
“Finally. Someone who gets my subtext.” the author of Little Women