Laser Cat Codes [2021] -

Toast just yawned. That’s a . It means: “I am bored. I am going to knock that expensive thermal oscillator off the shelf.”

I don’t type a code. I just point to the laser pointer dot on his chest. laser cat codes

They told me to stop calling them "laser cats." The official designation is Feline Aperture Retinal Projectors (FARP) . But when you’ve got a tabby named Toast who can shoot a coherent beam of light from his pupils and burn a hole through a titanium blast door, you call it a laser cat. Toast just yawned

Chairman Meow’s eyes begin to glow. The last thing the rebel leader sees is a tiny, invisible infrared dot, and the sound of a very deep, very satisfied purr. I am going to knock that expensive thermal

The Codes are the only thing keeping us alive.