“I’m a celebrity… get me out of here! I mean it! I’ll leak my own DMs!”
TOMORROW: THE EEL-EATING CHALLENGE. AND A LOVE TRIANGLE INVOLVING A GOAT. “I’m a celebrity… get me out of here
(Already rolling up sleeves) “Snakes don’t scare me. I once had a fight with Alan Shearer in a kebab shop.” “I’m a celebrity… get me out of here
Suddenly, a conch shell blows. A appears on the cliff above, holding a scroll. “I’m a celebrity… get me out of here
(Thunderous echo) “CELEBRITIES! YOUR NEXT TRIAL: ‘THE WRATH OF THE HYDRA’! ONE OF YOU WILL ENTER THE SNAKE PIT OF A THOUSAND TONGUES. VOTE NOW!”