John Wick meets My Little Pony during the Iraq War. You are Sgt. Buck "Iron Hoof" Thompson, a special forces horse court-martialed for insubordination. When a terrorist cell known as "The Mange" steals a prototype atomic saddle, you are the only equine loose cannon who can buck them back to the stone age.
The tutorial takes 45 minutes because the horse refuses to listen. Literally. The game requires you to tap the "Trust" button 500 times before the horse agrees to turn left. horsecore 2008
Horsecore 2008 is a bad game, but it is a fascinating bad game. It fails at being a tactical shooter and fails at being a horse simulator, but in that failure, it creates something memorable. It is the The Room of Xbox 360 titles. John Wick meets My Little Pony during the Iraq War