Hitman 2007 May 2026

If you’re a completionist or love late-2000s action cheese, it’s a fun 94 minutes. If you’re a purist looking for a silent assassin, play Hitman: World of Assassination instead. Yes, but with tempered expectations. Treat it as an alternate-universe action thriller where the hero happens to be bald and wear a suit. Drink every time someone dramatically loads a sniper rifle. Appreciate Olyphant’s commitment. Laugh at the twin reveal.

★★½ (Two and a half stars out of five) What’s your take on Hitman (2007)? Love it or hate it? Drop a comment below. And if you want a breakdown of the game-accurate kills they almost got right, subscribe for more retro action reviews. hitman 2007

It’s not a good Hitman movie. But it is a good bad movie—and sometimes, that’s exactly what you want on a rainy Sunday afternoon. If you’re a completionist or love late-2000s action