Across the table, Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) was practicing her season-four glare — the one that said “I will murder you with a spoon.” Beside her, Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark) whispered, “You’re doing the thing again.” Maisie didn’t blink.

“You know nothing, Kit,” everyone chorused. He sighed. He’d heard it 400 times.

“Well,” said Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister), breaking the silence, “that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard. And I’ve pushed a boy out a window.”