Ramiro (VP3): “Your job is losing. My job is saving us. I’ve drawn up a new formation: 3 at the back, no strikers. We call it the VP3.”

The board is in crisis. The star striker is injured, the fans are protesting, and the club’s vice-president (VP3 – the third vice-president, a nervous but cunning accountant named Ramiro) has just leaked financial documents to the press.

in the lavish but chaotic office of the Santiago club. El Presidente (Ignacio) is pacing.