Davina Mccall Exercise — Bike Manual !!top!!

She glanced at the floor. Screws. Bolts. A mysterious rubber washer. A spring that had launched itself across the room two days ago. She’d found it under the sofa, next to a stray hair tie and the ghost of a Dorito.

Sarah underlined the last sentence. Then she wrote her own note next to it, in fresh black ink: davina mccall exercise bike manual

“Fine,” she muttered, yanking the manual from the box. It was thin. Reassuringly thin. The cover showed Davina herself, beaming, mid-cycle, hair defying gravity. Davina McCall’s Lean & Tone Exercise Bike – Owner’s Manual. She glanced at the floor

Frustration bubbled. She skipped ahead.

She located part D. It looked like a small metal ski. The bolts, however, had unionised and gone on strike. She found three. The fourth was presumably on an adventure with the rubber washer. A mysterious rubber washer

“If you’re reading this and the left pedal clicks—tighten the crank bolt. You’re welcome. – S.”