Guetta falls to his knees. He kisses the stage floor.
David tries the other CDJ. He taps the screen. He taps it again—harder. He looks at the FOH engineer, screaming into his mic, "DID YOU PULL THE PLUG?!" The engineer shrugs, holding up both hands. david guetta fail
He slams the fader up.
“Guetta didn’t press play. He pressed ‘Destroy Career.’” Guetta falls to his knees
The crowd cheers—not for the music, but because the embarrassment is finally over. screaming into his mic
David Guetta raises a finger to his ear monitor. He nods. He flashes that signature, million-watt smile—the one that says, “I am the god of this drop.”
Silence.