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“Every night at 3:33 AM,” Cross said, “my left hand writes a name on the bathroom mirror in my own saliva. The next day, that person dies.”

Mr. Cross paid his forty dollars. Then he wrote a check for the Mulberry Creek volunteer fire department. The trailer’s sign got a new line: Epilogue “You’re not sick,” Dr

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And if you ever find yourself in the Ozarks with a pain no name can hold, just look for the hand-painted sign. Knock twice. Don’t flinch. Ass stood up

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