“Time to hunt some buns.”
Your mentor, an old, scarred hunter named , hands you your first tool: the Squeeze-Scanner MK-II , a device that looks like a golden caliper with a screen that displays cheek density, fungal growth, and “jiggle volatility.” butt-bun hunter rpg
In the pixel-slick, neon-drenched world of Gluteus Maximus: Revenge of the Rump , you don’t play as a knight, a mage, or a stealth archer. You play as , a disgraced former bakery inspector who stumbled into the most ridiculous—and lucrative—profession of the 23rd century: Butt-Bun Hunter . “Time to hunt some buns
Your journey takes you through the (a labyrinth of dried-up fiber monsters), the Spore-Swamp of Jiggle Lagoon (where every step makes a wet plop sound), and finally, the Throne of Wind , where SYSTEMA has fused itself to a giant robotic butt made of discarded bidets and shame. scarred hunter named