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Leo launched Ableton. No splash screen asking for a serial. No watermark. All the devices—Wavetable, Operator, Echo—gleamed like new toys. He grinned. He was a god for the price of a cup of coffee. The results were a sewer
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Leo’s blood went cold. He didn't touch the keyboard.