Is it good? No. Is it fun? Yes. Statham fights a 75-foot Megalodon. That is the plot. The best part is that Statham plays it completely straight. He looks at a shark the size of a skyscraper and says, “I’m gonna kill that thing.” He does. You clap. Bring on The Meg 2 . The Dark Horse Masterpiece

Rule one: Never change the deal. Rule two: No names. Rule three: Never open the package. He breaks all three rules in the first hour. Frank Martin is Statham’s first true action icon. The oil-slick fight scene? Choreographic genius. The driving? Absurd. The fact that he folds his suit jacket before beating up ten guys? Pure elegance. This movie single-handedly revived the car-fu genre. The Adrenaline Fever Dream

Statham joined Fast & Furious as the villain, then became the anti-hero. Deckard Shaw is essentially The Transporter but with a British mum (Helen Mirren). The baby rescue scene—where Statham fights guys while carrying an infant in a bassinet—is a masterpiece of absurd action choreography. He finally got the blockbuster budget his punches deserved. The Giant Shark Movie